So I wanted to thank EVERYBODY for all of the Happy Birthday wishes on Tuesday!!! You rock. Seriously. It made me feel so important, like I’m actually a big deal or something. 
This is the first birthday I’ve spent out of jail in over 6 years, and let me tell you what, y’all made it count. Let’s do a little recap, because I want to share with all of you how you made my b-day kick effin ass.
- Over 75 “Happy Birthday” posts on Facebook. What?! Here were some of my favorites:
Hannah Hobbs posting this video to my Wall.
“Fuck ya, happy birthday Ted. Now go get fucked up!” – Keanu Z.
‘Happy day of coming out of your mom to make your mark on this world! You’re certainly doing a good job so far. Happy birthday Tj:-)” – Kelsey W.
“TJ you are handsome, charming, intelligent, and talented. You have the ability within you to change the world. I truly love you no matter who you choose to be, and I see the you that you COULD be. My birthday wish for you is that you use your powers for good not evil I love you kiddo and I’m so proud of you, always.” – Angela C.
I love you kiddo and I’m so proud of you, always.” – Angela C.“It’s Rhyme TIME!——–>Happy Birthday Mr. Bear, the birthday suit is what you should wear, your day is going to be fucking bad ass, when offered a drink I trust you not to pass. Muah ♥” – Jacque L.
There were a ton of good, touching, and funny posts. So I just picked a handful. Don’t feel left out if I missed ya.
What was the first present I received this year? A bottle opener in the mail from…. Marlboro. Figures. BUT I did have a good handful of friends get me something for my birthday. And. Every. Single. Person. Got. Me. The. Exact. Same. Thing…… Alcohol! Again. Figures. Like take Exhibit A, my present from my good friend Sage:
Birthday shots, anyone?
And just in case you weren’t there, or you haven’t seen it yet, here’s a video taken from the birthday show I played at Backspace in Portland, OR last Tuesday. Courtesy of Sarah Willey, who is amazing. Check out Gumby leading the crowd in singing happy birthday to me:
So this is a huge, huge thank you from Saint Warhead to everybody who got me a present, sent me a text message, gave me a phone call, posted something on my Wall, came out to my show, or who partied with me on my birthday!
